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That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get
blamed for said douchbaggery
Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery
A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche
With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills
what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche
noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.
Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.
Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”
Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”
A person who is incredibly annoying as a salesperson, clerk, or bartender. Someone who is a douche about how much they are charging for something.
Charging a lot of money for something is not what qualifies an individual as a mercantile douche. The individual must get upset and defensive when you challenge or inquire about the pricing schedule of their product. Basically they will be a dick when you ask about the price of something, and act like they are personally offended by your question. This description of an individual is especially poignant when the individual that is acting as a mercantile douche is not the individual who sets the prices or actually receives increased revenue from the pricing schedule.
Bar Patron: "Hi sir, why does this IPA only get a 12oz pour but the pale ale is 16oz?"
Mercantile Douche: {launches into lengthy diatribe about the cost of brewing beer and state laws about alcohol consumption. also uses condescending tone and has hipster mutton chops}
Bar Patron: "Geez man, I was just curious... I'll take a pale ale"
Mercantile Douche: {ignores social cue from patron that he doesn't want or need the lecture and continues his butthurt speech about why you should pay the same price for less on the IPA, eventually does poor beer}
"Wow, I just asked that bartender why the IPA cost a dollar more than the pale ale. He got super butthurt about defensive and started lecturing me about the cost of making beer. What a Mercantile Douche."
A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.
“Look at Bo over there acting like a punchy douche.”