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The most ronchy and racy pornography ever filmed; first aired in the "Lord of the rings" South Park episode.
Hey man, did you ever see Armanget-it-on, I heard it was the best Porno ever!!
No way, Back Door Suts Nine is the best porno ever!!
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Were you cum in a girls vagina or booty and she farts blowing the load back at you
After having sex with Stacey she gave me a cream pie blow back
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The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.
Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?
Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant
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When you know you have lost a friend on facebook either before or after the moment occurs.
Girl 1: (on phone to person you added) He wants to know why you added him.
You: How am I supposed to respond to that? Because i felt like it....
Girl 1: He thinks you are weird
Guy 2: Oh, back down to 501
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An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.
Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.
I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.
So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.
Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.
Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.
But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.
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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004
NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.
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The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.
Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.
Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.
STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...
BOB: Mia was fat anyways
BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)
STEVE: Yeah...
BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...
BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...
Being gang related, specifically a Blood from Westside Bompton, and kicking back being cool.
“I was just, bickin back bein bool my nigga.”