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example of professional simping:
- she maybe said the n-word, she maybe bullied the staff or the members, and she was maybe taking drugs but I mean she is so kind and pure she would never hurt anybody. She is such a sweetie, she is so pretty what a shame for her career... And she is not fluent in English, she doesn't know the meaning of it....awww my poor baby
Someone who gets played, knows they’re getting played, and continues to get played.
“Omar she’s cheated on you multiple times, stop being a simp and dump her.”
“No man I swear she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
A Simp Mans, basically a manz who’s obsessed wit gyal, n puts dem first b4 antg n can’t get dem outta Dey head 247, a simp mans can do a variety of tings all at once: a nice guy( who does tings 4 others, especially women, but can’t for himself,) the nosy mf(always givin too much attention, askin what da 🐕 doin everyday, how her day was, what she ate etc.) lame 🥷🏽( has poor game, can’t entertain thru txt or call and Makes no moves at the end of the day, this mf could be talkin for 3 months and no link is secured) this mf keeps getting ghosted no matter how he tries. Ayt dats it keep scrolling
How long u been talkin to her,” “ we’ll about a month and a ha-“ “AND STILL NO LINK, fam ur a simp mans💀”
A simp is a simpleton than nobody likes they can also be described as my brother
A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.
Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.
Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.
Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.