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Fartwhistle Brown

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.

Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"

by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011


brown tuna

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.

I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017


Brown Aussie

When a World War 2 Australian pilot shits himself, ejecting fecal matter and animal semen into the cockpit of his plane, while being chased down by a Japanese pilot in the skies above New Guinea after having sex with a wallaby. This action turns the entire canopy of his fighter brown in color.

Rei Sen 1 to Rei Sen 2, that limey yellow toothed criminal just shat his pants! I got a Brown Aussie at 1 o'clock!

by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013


Browns Bunch

A group of guys that host one of the craziest tailgating experiences around.

I was so hungover and exhausted from partying with the Browns Bunch on Sunday, that I had to call off work on Monday!

by Da Bunch February 3, 2010

49๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Snatch

When the pussy lips are burnt like roast beef.

When the external lining of the vagina is dark dark brown.

Dark beef curtains (brown box, brown snatch)

shit shes got a brown snatch!!

damn! dogs, cows, sheep, pig, horses all have brown snatch!

hi jeff; Do asian girls have brown snatch?

by Tony Hughes November 16, 2005

115๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Ops

An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.

Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?

Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.

Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?

Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.

by Mick the Dick October 19, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Pen

Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.

Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."

by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž