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When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.
After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.
An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.
Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!
A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole
"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."
when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment
look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)