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International Bingo is a sex competition to be played with friends. The goal is to hook up with people from other countries to complete an imaginary bingo chart. Your home country is the free space. To get Bingo you need to hook up with people from 4 other countries plus your own. You win by getting bingo first.
Bri got international bingo when she hooked up with that Canadian guy last night.
Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout
This word is used to describe old ladies who have just won a spot of bingo.
Dorothy: Only 34.553 seconds left of this game.
Margaret: Gets two fingers and jams them into her pussy
Margaret:*orgasms*
Dorothy: What a bingo fapper
When you see a sexy child and your ankle bracelet buzzes
“Christ it must be a Sunday, I’m having a Bingo Tingle”
Bingo skill is when a person is playing any sort of competitive game and they win the game, not by their ability to play the game, but rather by pure, dumb, unadulterated luck. The victory is derived from pure happenstance and not actual skill.
Angie: I won again! I’m so great at scrabble!
John: You got BOTH blanks, all four of the “S”es, the Q, the J, and the Z. How could you NOT win?
Angie Mad skills baby!
John: Yeah. The same type of skills it takes to win at BINGO. Bingo skill.
Something very desirable, and you don't know exactly why, but it's out of the reach of mortal man.
Dude, she's bingo fourteen.
When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay
Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!