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Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.
Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?
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This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.
"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"
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Crystal is an amazing gifted talented person who always knows what's best. She can also be very bold if you get to know her but if she meets you and you aren't friends you will have a feeling that she is a quiet, calm and collective person. She will always put people first. She has a passion for singing and would never ever stop singing if she could. She is the peace maker and always wants to sort things out. She is a beautiful ,intelligent , creative person and she is incredible.
Crystal is the strawberie's to my cream.
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A crap club that plays in London.
Always at the bottom of the standings.
Crystal Palace REALLY SUCKS!!!!
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To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.
My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.
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The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones
Crystal Palace are the best football team in London
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an "urban village" in Virginia that is extremely creepy. it resembles a tony hawk video game in looks and feels like a ghost town, with a few truman showesque characters roaming the streets. the residents will try and trap you there for life until you become one of them. it is where the zombie apocalypse will begin.
we found and stole the crystal city key. now they are following us.
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