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George miller is the real name of Joji/filthy frank/pink guy.
"yo, what is joji's real name"
"George miller"
George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.
Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.
He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.
He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”
George Carlin Greatness:
-- American Dream
-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..
-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say
-- Stuff
-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit
-- Modern Man
-- The Environment/Saving The Plant
-- Kids
-- Hair Poem
-- Death
-- We Like War
-- American Obesity
-- Abortion
-- Feminism
-- Reagan Administration
George Carlin HBO Specials:
On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977
George Carlin: Again! 1978
Carlin at Carnegie 1982
Carlin on Campus 1984
Playin' with Your Head 1986
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988
Doin' It Again 1990
Jammin' in New York 1992
Back in Town 1996
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997
You Are All Diseased 1999
Complaints and Grievances 2001
Life Is Worth Losing 2005
It's Bad for Ya 2008
George Carlin on his beard:
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
George Carlin on the American Dream:
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin on America:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin on detachment:
I have no stake in the outcome.
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First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.
George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?
Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?
Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?
Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?
Boy: But my mom says....
Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?
Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.
Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.
Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.
Boy: Thanks, bro!
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Australian born actor given the difficult task of being the first non-Connery 007. Much hated by many who haven't read On Her Majesty's Secret Service, he had the doubly difficult task of being the only Bond to genuinely fall for a girl, a trait that goes against a regular Bond story.
Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.
His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Guy 1: Dude that George Lazenby sucked. He needs a chick to save him from thugs? come on!
Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.
Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.
Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.
Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
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A gay ginger who sucked off the repair man for better wifi
Person 1: That guy has good wifi
Person 2: Yeah he did a George Tidy
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The American Idiot of American Idiots and a Village Idiot
George W is an American and a Village Idiot.
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sumone whu "leads" a certain group n iz afraid 2 take new challenges n iz too coward 2 take risks
America was led fo 8 long yrs by GWB aka GEORGE WUSS
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