Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.
Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!
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Joel Reuben Madden. (sickboy)
Lead singer of Good Charlotte the greatest band in the world.
Twin of Benji Madden who is 5 minutes older than Joel.
Guy who cares about animals, war, and suicide.
Joel (and Benji and Billy and Paul) are also hot but r not urs obsessed fans.
All u people who don't like him or Good Charlotte because they 'sold out' or because he's goin out with Hilary Duff suck. (althought that joke at MTV with Hilary about the killers wasn't funny)
Joel Madden: "I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever."
Fan: whoa! its Joel Madden! I love Good Charlotte!
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A wreckless maneuver in an automobile, sometimes leaving it against a tree or in someone's living room.
I just pulled a Billy Joel into a stone wall.
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Joel Turner was an entry for the first Australian Idol. Although rejected by the judges, he still was recognized and performed his beatboxing act at the finals of Australian Idol. Later, he was signed up onto a record label and released the hits; These Kids and Knock Ya Out
Joel Turner is a sign that some of the judges don't know what the people want, and only choose who they like.
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Someone who is douchey, annoying, or ridiculous. Can be used as either an adjective, verb, or noun (in all cases, usually derogatory)
Noun: usually someone is being a "Joel Baez" when they do something douchey, annoying, or ridiculous
Adjective: Used to describe an action that was Joel Baez-esque
Verb: a dance move where one slides their hands across each other (1 inch apart, facing each other) above their thigh. *Note: keep it real tight and slow*
(n.) "Amanda, stop being such a Joel Baez"
(adj.) "Wow, what a Joel Baez move"
(v.) "Hey, I didn't know we were Joel Baez-ing; I've been doing the sprinkler!"
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A daddy joel Is a Knickname given to a joel with a huge cock and balls there cock is overpowering and there coc is maxed out
Daddy Joel uhhhh
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Californiaโs sexiest man.
Oh my god hide the wife! Sexy Joel is outside
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