Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

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Log Off

When you masturbate while pooping. A combination of dropping a log and jacking off.

Guy1: "Did you just Log Off in the work bathroom?!"
Guy2: "Do you mean masturbating while pooping? I wouldn't do that!"
Guy1: "I heard you and smelled it! I know you were Logging off in the stall next to me and if it every happens again I will kill you!"

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Log Board

A message board for fans of the metal band lamb of god where a bunch of fat sweaty long haired retards argue 24/7 and get nowhere

Log Board http://www.lamb-of-god.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1

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chocolate log

a phrase used to describe a black man's cock

hey wanna try out my yummy chocolate log
oh oh oh oh oh oh, its gonna cum, oh its so sweet

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Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.

Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?

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Swamp Logging

The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient defecates. In the modern vernacular, to go down on a woman while she takes a shit.

See also blumpkin.

When my buddy Chris worked at Taco Bell he walked in on his manager swamp logging the fat girl who worked the cash register.

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key logging

1. An unethical way of monitoring employees. Invades privacy. Key loggers can be hardware or software based.

A supervisor used a key logger to find out my email information and then tried to use it against me. Key logging in this instance is unethical.

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