minecraft

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

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minecraft

some good shit (weed)

hey kyle pass the minecraft

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minecraft

a game who is better than fortnite

person 1: do you like minecraft, ugh
person 2: Omae wa mou shindeiru
person 1: nani

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Minecrafter

A person who has no job and lives in the basement of his parents home. He spends all of his free time playing with virtual Legos and eating pepperoni Hot Pockets.

Minecrafter: I just finished making my Princess Zelda statue and I feel so good about myself! It only took me four straight days! What next?!
Minecrafter's Mother: How about you get a job and stop being such a lazy ass.

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minecraft

if you are searchin dis up den u r addicted to dis

hi i play minecraft dumbass

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minecraft

a game that weaboos play # kill the pandas

i love minecraft

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Minecrafter

Usualy a fat spoild kid (or man) with no life that has nothing better to do than sit on their fat ass, rather than being an active productive person. Instead they will be a unproductive waste of human resource. If you or a friend plays minecraft, you are encouraged to get a life.

I hate that fat anoying minecrafter.

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