puppy love

To love a puppy. Also known as bestiality. Illegal.

Person 1: Heyyyyy Fido
Dog: Woof woof
*it's time for puppy love*
Dog: WOOOF WOOOF

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Puppying

The act of getting a puppy and shoving it up ones ass super gluing it in and having the dog decompose in the anal cavity which will kill the person of a dieses or constipation.

I hate Hannah so much I just wanna give her a good puppying.

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wet puppy

a girl who looks absolutely great sucking dick

Jesus dude, Katie sure looks like a wet puppy tonight

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fuck puppy

a sex toy (person) that is usually a slutty woman

That bitch is nothing but a fuck puppy

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The puppy dog

The art of the puppy dog is complimented by the wet nose effect, and must be taken seriously!!!To really succeed in this maneuver you must first become familiar with the term "CLIT COMMANDER". After eating a girl out for a while and shes getting used to the tongue, you proceed to wet your nose with your finger tip and dive in "nose first" stimulating the clitoris by repeatedly shaking your head in disaprovment or the NO movement.

She fuckin loved the puppy dog I gave her! she had no idea!

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slime puppy

A slime puppy is a public personality who gives you a queasy feeling, the sort of slimy public person who takes advantage of their public light for their own ends. A slime puppy leaves a trail of butt slime as it drags it's butt along the ground while thinking they are doing the right thing, a do gooder boy scout type of slimy person.

Have you heard of John Ralston Saul? Oh yeah, he's that slime puppy author married to the former Canadian Governor General, what's her name, oh yeah, Adrienne Clarkson.

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cock puppy

A guy following around a chick he's looking to score with like a puppy following his new master

"Did you see Chris following Jessica around last night? He was being such a cock puppy!"

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