Short Shaft

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.

My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

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Took Short

The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.

I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.

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short one

To drink an alcholic beverage.

"It is normal for an English gentleman, at this hour, to partake in a short one"

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Short Bus

Most often used when describing someone as a retard. "Special" folk ride the short bus, you see.

Jonny rides the short bus.

Wow... Did you come to school on the short bus today...?

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Hayden Short

A Hayden Short is a large cock sucking mammal whose chest is often crapped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden will run around having sex with turtles.

What's that dude with crap on his chest doing on top of a turtle?
Oh thats just Hayden Short dont be scared.

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short-changing

say you buy something and the clerk gives you change back but not enough you've been short-changed.. cheated in otherwords
watch for it on the east coast.

well I could give you the gist in a couple sentances but I'd be short-changing you on the storytelling

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mumble shorts

Extremely tight shorts on a female. The shorts are said to be so tight, that you can see the lips moving, but you just can't hear what they are saying.

"Check out the mumble shorts on her."

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