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To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from
Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?
Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"
1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.
"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."
1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.
2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!
A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.
I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised
An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge
Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.