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To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.
Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.
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When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.
i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout
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A drug dealer's worst nightmare. He cannot seem to reup for the life of him. He's been dry for some period of time and is highly irritated that his plug has nothing to give him.
User: Yo, lemme come by and get the G for $10 aight?
Dealer: man, I'm dry as a desert right now. Imma hit you up when I get some more weed but right now I just can't get right
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A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.
I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".
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I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !
Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !
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An idiomatic expression similar to that of "you can't have your cake and eat it too."
Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.
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The alt-right's desperate attempt to put a political label on meme culture.
ALT-RIGHT: THE LEFT CAN'T MEME, THEY ARE ALL SJW SNOWFLAKES!!!1!
LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES & EVERYONE ELSE: h a v e a b r a n d n a m e c h o c o l a t e b a r m a d e b y t h e
a m e r i c a n c o m p a n y m a r s , i n c o r p o r a t e d c o n s i s t i n g o f n o u g a t t o p p e d w i t h c a r a m e l a n d p e a n u t s , e n r o b e d i n m i l k c h o c o l a t e
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