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New York Crust

When a guy is plowing a girl from behind, busts on her back, and writes his initials in the cum with his finger. Once dried, his initials will be printed in the crusty jizz canvas.

Hey bro, when I was banging my girl this morning I went to give her the ol' New York Crust. But before I busted, I looked down and discovered someone with your initials had already done it...

by WuddupDoe February 1, 2015


Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

by jellybeanjaws April 18, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum crust nibbler

someone who nibbles on bum holes that are crusty. also a slang term for a gay boy

mikey: carl your a bum crust nibbler
carl : no ryan is a bum crust nibbler
ryan :no your both shirtlifters(gay boys)

by ryan tomo February 14, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


stuffed crust delight

when a worker at pizza hut cums inside the crust of a pizza and gives the pizza to an unsuspecting customer creating a cheesey/creamy delight

Dave apologized for overcooking their pizza and gave them a large Stuffed Crust Delight for free.

by Hand Sanitizer April 30, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


eating the crust first

the opposite of slay.

omg she's eating the crust first
idk if I want to be friends with her anymore
that's so weird

by slaymacbeth March 14, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Golden-crusted blowjob

A golden-crusted blowjob a when you mix a line of coke with gold dust, line it along a dick and snort. Follow up with a blowjob

Did you hear how wild Stacey after she gave Jake a golden-crusted blowjob last night?

by Donkeydiddler January 1, 2018


Stuff Crust Pizza

When you find a woman with crust around her crouch,pour marinara onto a males penis, and stuff her. Making a Stuff Crust Pizza.

Phil was feeling hungry so he called out to his wife, heated up some marinara,started to chip the crust away, and made a Stuff Crust Pizza.

by Tยฅco April 25, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž