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The greatest song ever by the Norwegian Death Punk machines Turbonegro.
OOOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO I got erection!
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When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!
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This is when you get an awkward boner in public. It's usually induced by some hot chick sitting next to you.
Nick got a public display of erection when Kayla sat next to him in class.
When ones nipples become erect for no specific reason. This may also apply when ones nipples cannot become erect even with stimulation.
It’s so hot out but my nipples are still hard! I must have erect titty dysfunction!
when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll
having erect donkey hairs is the best!
Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.
SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!
John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.
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The object of a rather silly jest, part of a discourse on the sexual nature of architectural studies at Princeton University.
Willem: Hey baby, I have a key to the architecture building, if you know what I mean...
Hottie: Whuh?
Willem: I'm working on a huge erection that I'd like you to help me finish off.
Hottie: Eww gross!
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