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An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?
A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
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An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.
The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
Maple-Senpai is the bestest waifu ever. Cute and funny. She will look at you with a disgusted face if you are into that. Overall bestest waifu/10.
Maple-Senpai is kawaii!
When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.
Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.
- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee
When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.
James maple teabags his tinder hoe's
When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.
Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?