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A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. This is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks.
My bike U-lock is heavy, but at least my bike won't get stolen.
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Used to make fun of someone in an attepmt to get them upset.
Player A killed PLayer B
Player A: lol@u
Player B: FU!!
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An example of an amazing individual, exceptional at art, in fact an art prodigy, they’re very wholesome, kind and cute.
Person 1: “yo is that u/artemis_333”
Person 2: “yeah it is omg they’re so kind!!”
something to say when there’s nothing to say
“hey i got an A on Mr. Karovic’s test”
“u know”
A fictional college that you say are enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the totem pole.
Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made honor roll at Mess U.
Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.
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When you're driving in the same direction for a while, and you realize you've forgotten something and have to go all the way back, you must "throw a u-ball". U-ball is just another word for u-turn but with u-balls you cover a much greater distance.
J: Paul, did you remember the money?
Paul: Aw shit. I forgot. Now I have to throw a huge u-ball. Fuck!
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Listen up, simplicity is perfect.
This is without a doubt the perfect comeback when challenged, insulted or demeaned whether it be verbally or electronically.
The best way to effectively say this insult / diss is dependent on each individual scenario.
For example: Susan your best friend calls you a bitch out of nowhere for sleeping with her boyfriend, Brad. Your reply is a calm who u. She will then most likely and stupidly reply "who me" this is where you make that bitch Susan feel like an absolute moron and you then finish her off with "YA U".
Another example: In a heated verbal debate via text or in person, insults are being thrown and the only way to successfully achieve a successful and enjoyable victory is through aggressively asserting a "who u" thus ending the argument.
A more joyful example: You are intoxicated in your friends minivan coming back from the bar in downtown Royal Oak passing through the privileged city of Berkeley and Birmingham. You then see someone minding their own business walking with their dog. Being intoxicated you yell "WHO U" at the top of your lungs. Not only does this completely confuse the individual for weeks and startle the individual momentarily, but it also provides you and your friend group with the best laugh of your life. This scenario is highly recommended.
TIP: Mix and match different voices, pitches, vocal ranges and lung expenditures to find your perfect "who u" for any given scenario.
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