Fat League Chew

The act of sticking an entire package of big league chew into your mouth at one time for maximum pleasure. Usually leads to a sugar high of some sort causing relaxation and amplifies the hilarity of every joke.

Guy 1: "Normally i'd be so pissed right now but I don't even care."
Guy 2: "That's the fat league chew for ya"

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League of Legends players

A person who weighs at least 3 tons and hasn’t moved or touched grass for 25 or more years, and simps for hot anime girls.

I once had a really good friend until he started to play league of legends and he hasn’t moved out of his $850 gaming chair since. He weighs as much as a league of legends player. This league of legends players hasn’t touched grass or moved out of his room yet in 25 years.

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Saif defense league

Saif Defense league is a league made to defend the almighty Saif Hani Al Sudani Al Zagani Al Aswadani Al Blakani.

P1( Where is Saif Hani Al Sudani Al Zagani Al Aswadani Al Blakani)
p2 ( Saif defense league for life "rips the man ballsack and slurps them like a slurp juice"

the league of evil exes

The league from Scott Pilgrim vs The world!

the league of evil exes

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League of Super Evil

A awesome, under-rated show.
It's like Invader Zim, Dexter, and crackheads all mixed together.
It is gaining tons of fangirls because of the character Doktor Frogg, a evil, twitchy mad scientist with bad luck.
It has two other main characters who aren't as memorable or original, but are hilarious nonetheless.
It has the potiential to gain a large cult following.
It's super awesome.

"Rodger that, Double Cheeeese!"-Red Menace
I love the League of Super Evil! But Storm Hawks sucked! There's nothing funny about being Agoraphobic, paranoid, and disturbing, I should know!

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Uber Eats League

A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.

Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League

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Shell League Gulag

This happens on a discord server called Shell League, which is full of socially awkward teenagers where they go when having existential despair. The gulag of this server happens when a bitch ass retard mod puts you on time out for only being underage or attempting to locate an underage child to fuck for fun. Also can have discord sex with children if lazy enough.

FUCK YOU DESTINY WHY AM I IN SHELL LEAGUE GULAG NOW

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