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Gorilla Fart

Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.

I went to a bar in LaCrosse for OctoberFest in 1981. I had my first Gorilla Fart ever. And my last ever. No Sane person does this. Nor a sober person.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit March 31, 2015

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gorilla press

Performing coitus with a female in the "doggie" position whilst using ones arms to vigorously push/pull their pelvis up and down one's cock. (the act resembling the motions of a roosting gorilla)

"I was pulling some mad monkey tag on her and decided to pick up to full on gorilla press dude."

by Biffro Jones. May 10, 2003

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Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire

That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette

by D the M April 26, 2011

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Gorilla Chest

When one smears a handful of their own shit onto the hairy chest of a passed out friend. The hardened shit, coupled with the chest hairs, gives the appearance of a gorilla's chest.

Man, I woke up with a mean hangover and I smelled like a zoo because of that gorilla chest I was sporting.

by VelvetC February 9, 2011

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Gorilla strong

A type of overestimated strength usually due to a combination of alcohol drugs and a regular workout program.

This perceived strength normally gets you an over night stay in the county jail.

John Was gorilla strong which enabled him to smash out a car windshield with his bare hands , and subsequent arrest.

by Rctiger June 1, 2016


River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009


Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla

โ€œWow whatโ€™s that on the horizonโ€- person 1
โ€œWell by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.โ€œ

by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020