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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 20, 2021

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Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

by Handle100 August 8, 2023


June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!

Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 13, 2011


Health Jail

A Hospital

So sorry, My friend,

That you are in the Health Jail

Again

by Laslo420 March 8, 2022


Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper

Name for the grim reaper of aldine mailroute aka Rene (the white crow)

Watchout the Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper is coming!!!

by Jailroute April 18, 2022


air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.

Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.

by theythempussy February 11, 2024


Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

by Slick Asian March 23, 2017