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This game occurs when you are at the bar and there are three ladies sitting in the prime seats. It is football Sunday and your team is playing on the big television above the bar. You must force one of those women to move. Fortunately, there are two hot ones(which are always accompanied by a fattie or big nosed goose) and a "goose." To accomplish obtaining the seat at the front one must walk up to the bar casually and start a conversation. As all guys know, the easiest way to obtain a hot chick is to befriend the ugly or fat one. First you say hello to all girls starting with the two hottest ones. Then you address the "goose." You start by flirting and buying them all drinks. You then give a minor rub up on the "goose." At this point, you discuss playing pool or going outside for a cigarette (most fat chicks smoke to lose weight). As you head for the pool tables or outside the fat girl will eventually follow. When she leaves her seat, you quickly circle around to the bathroom where she cannot follow and then back to her seat. Immediately you must indulge in conversation with the hot chicks and the football game. This leaves the "goose" to find a seat around the bar using similar tactics. It is important to never make eye contact again with the goose, so she thinks you are too tire, unless the rest of the players are now bored with the game. This will bring about a much rougher game of "tackling the grenade" or "putting for double bogey."
Damn, the Broncos only play on the NFL network. We are gonna have to go the bar and play duck duck goose.
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Dumb Fuck
DUMB-MB + FUCK-FU
DU + CK
DUCK
How could you say that. Man, You're a duck!
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1. A term describing someone wearing duckhead clothing, used in excess by people who wear nothing but Polo clothing and by tittybaby momma daddy money boys.
2. One of the coolest Lambda Chis to ever walk the face of the earth. You can spot Duck out of a crowd by his manly man beard and the swarm of beautiful ladies trying to rip off his clothes. Just by meeting him qualifys you as bad. If you are fortunate enough to be considered by him a friend your socail status is automaticly elevated to motherfuckin badass
1. polo mafia memeber1- "is he wearing a duckhead button up?"
polo mafia memeber2- "he is...HEY DUCK!"
2. "Did you see duck last night at the bar?"
"Yeah man that son of a bitch drank me under the table"
"I know man, then he stole my girl and took her home."
"Your's too? man Duck is one cool mother fucker, i wish i had a beard like his"
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A stupid Annoying animal with feathers that lays eggs and can possibly get hit by a train.
There is a duck in the train track.
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No, not an animal that quacks. Duck's that annoying as hell character in the Walking Dead games that no one likes.
*game asks whether I want to kill or save duck*
*I click save thinking it says kill*
"NO! NO! I just saved Duck! I'm starting over, I can't deal with him any longer!"
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The act of shoving a duck up your ass.
Do you want to try ducking tonight?
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Historical spot in Harford County, MD. Founded by Susquehannock Native Americans. Called the duck because the Indians would come here and hunt duck and cook it on the fire; now it's a dope spot.
"Let's go to the duck tonight."
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