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Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.

Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.

by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022


Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2019


Super tuned up self fister

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.

Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

by billy-bob.616 May 16, 2010


Coon tunes

Your local hood music where u may find the one and only Kodak black or lil baby on your play list

Johnny played his coon tunes in class and was told to to get some K love in his life

by The.real.tea April 30, 2019


Coon-Tunes

A way to culturally define a type of popular music of US black origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, instrumental backing.

Ayy man witch the genre I don’t wanna listen to country anymore. Throw on some coon-tunes.

by Dark Bum September 6, 2021


Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015


Tune Scrooge

Someone who refuses to lend out music they own with anyone, even their friends or relatives.

Jake wouldn't let Zack borrow his King Crimson CD, he was being a total Tune Scrooge.

by keylime_5 February 12, 2019