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When the music is so loud in a commercial you can't understand the announcer.
"That restaurant looked good, did you get the address?" "Naw, sorry, it was a total Voice under."
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Me and your mother
Under the covers
Making twin brothers
Under the sheets!!!
Me and your mother
Under the covers
Making twin brothers
Under the sheets!!!
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Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.
I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!
All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!
Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer
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When a woman deliberately alters her appearance to make herself less attractive to men. A strategy of dealing with unwanted sexual interest from single men.
"By wearing baggy clothes, changing her hairstyle and wearing glasses, that woman who looked like a young hottie last time I saw her now looks like a housewife in her mid-30's! She did a good job of her make-under!"
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when one who is under aged has a hang over
often at school or a place where other youngins hang out
my little brother had a really bad hang-under when I dropped him at school today
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the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag
as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole
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A situation in which a person is pressured into performing oral sex.
Tim and Erica had been dating for a few months. Tim told Erica to give him oral sex. She then found herself "under the gun."
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