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The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.
Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”
When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
That little shiver that happened after you take a piss.
'Bro, you good?'
"Nah I just had a piss shiver'
'I feel you man'
a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.
A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!
I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
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Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.
1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."