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Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022


Little Brown Bear

A cartoon character who originated from France as "Petit Ours Brun"

He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.

(Little Brown Bear is sat on the floor as his mum takes off his boots after he was playing outside)
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ArchieTheChameleonFan February 1, 2025


demi bear

an inclusive umbrella term encompassing anyone whom wants to cherish their manhood

Used to be a bear, but is now a demi bear.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021


Bear Grilled

Food that's been burnt to the extreme.

Mate you've well overdone that bacon, it looks like burnt shit.

Indeed. 'Bear Grilled'. :/

by CorbyCorbett June 19, 2014


Middle Eastern Bear Hug

This is when you put on a jihad vest, run up and hug very tightly onto another individual.

If you could give that sniper a Middle Eastern Bear Hug I would love it endlessly!

by Mesoro March 20, 2024


The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.

Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.

by Cinnamon Raven November 7, 2014