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one who gives a lot of oral sex to everyone.
erin is a cum sucka.
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When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.
Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!
Used to describe anyone who is part of either a secret scum society, a sidekick to a scum ringleader, a member of a scum organisation or business, undergoes in shady scum activities or someone who takes part in the prevailing of a scummer. typically of hugosih descent and has drems of becoming a true scummer but will never reach there.
"haha ummm scummer cummer!"
"do you scummer cummer mucher?"
"holy crap that guy is hanging with ed, what a scumer cummer"
"that guy smokes a bong whilst putting up, is that liam, no its a scum cum"
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The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out
Is when a woman cums, puts it in her mouth by a spoon and spits it into a man's penis through a coffee stir stick.
My boyfriend and I love cum play
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The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.
your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia
his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
A woman who will do absolutely anything for a shag
'ello darlin fancy a bit of 'ows yer farver???
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