two headed blow job

A blow job from conjoined twins

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

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touhou themed blow job

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass

Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

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Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

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The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

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Garbage can buff job

When a girl runs her tounge in circular motions on your ass

“Hey babe can I get a garbage can buff job ;)”
“Ew no fuck off”

quid pro quo-job

when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.

formed from "quid pro quo" (that which a party is given in return for something he/she does or gives)

and "blowjob" (that which feels really goddam good when given by a skilled person)

i get quid pro quo-jobs from my girlfriend.. she only sucks me off so i feel obligated too eat her out.

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b&q boob job

When you use zip ties (cable ties) on her tits or rope/string to give them a helping lift and make them look less empty and saggy

I'm going to have to give her a B&Q boob job so I keep my boner

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