Random
Source Code
Random
The condition in which someone has eyes with minds of their own and separate from the other eye. This includes one eye blinking (not in a wink either), one eye looking around while the other stays still, and obnoxious lazy eyes. Made famous by actor and trainwreck, Gary Busey. A sign of a crazy person.
Joe- Did you see the new history teacher?
Bill- Yes, she is beyond crazy and creepy.
Joe- I know. She has a wicked case of Gary Busey eyes.
4👍 4👎
Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.
Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.
4👍 4👎
A person with extremly gay blue eyes. People with the last name seamen have them.
That kid ____ Seamen has the gayest Homo-Blue eyes!
14👍 23👎
people from the OIL rich nation of Norway
10,000 sweeds walked through the weeds, surounded by " blue eye arabs " with one accord they all ran back to copeinhaugen !!!
18👍 32👎
When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob
1 DAMN last night i was with your mom and she gave me a Brown Eye Blowjob
30👍 63👎
When you're banging in the backwoods, she's on all four's, & just before you cum, walk over her back & as she looks up, give her the Brown Eye as the load blows.
It never hurts to yell Roll Tide!
Just before ejaculation, spread your butt cheeks & put you butthole on her eye & cum & that is an Alabama Eye Piece.
21👍 39👎
when an ugly ass girl looks across the room non stop ....
1.eww dude i was being eye fucked
2. dude... shes eye fucking me
5👍 81👎