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A derivative of the McGangbang assembled from parts found at Wendy's restaurants rather than McDonald's.
A Classic Double with Cheese with a Spicy Chicken Sandwich in between the patties.
The McDonald's in my town doesnt have a Spicy McChicken so I went to Wendy's instead and had a Red-Headed Gangbang.
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When a light skin women or in some cases light skin men taking long period of time responding to any messages, phone calls and find excuses not to chill with another person.
Person A: Have you hit up Morgan & Jasmyn to see if they are chilling with us?
Person B: I haven't got a response from either one of them. I message them 3 hours ago.
Person A: Their red bone syndrome is at an all time high right now smh.
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only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.
The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.
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When a man ejaculates on a womans face, then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed through the nose, and mix with the seman on her face. The man then licks off the blood and seman mix and spits it in her vagina; Making sure some of it is spread over the lips. The man then squeezes her vagina shut. After about 3-5 minutes, the blood and seman make a strong glue-like substance which is strong enough to hold the vagina shut by itself. The process to open the vagina is very painful and is said to feel like you are ripping out your pubic hair.
"I totally did a Dennys Red Glue on her last night and her vagina wouldn't come apart."
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When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.
I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.
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Big ass can of Red Bull
Donkey sized Red Bull
Customer: Can I have a DONKEY Red Bull
Gas Station Attendant: What the fuck is a DONKEY Red Bull?
TB29 haha
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Related to the Kentucky Hot Pocket, this maneuver involves being spooned by your lady friend, and then passing a silent but deadly into her lady parts undetected. Stealth mode!
I ate a bunch of mustard that night because Veronica totally deserved the Cunt for Red October after what she did to my brakes.
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