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A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.
The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.
a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.
Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"
Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"
An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,
Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”
A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.
Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp