a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."
When a Mexican family goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day
Jose and his family went to go Mexican camping so that the can cross the border the day after
When a family from mexico goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day
Jose and his parents went Mexican camping yesterday to go cross the border
The Beefy Mexican
-Sexual act where an individual who just ate Mexican food has diarrhea onto a second individual's butt crack.
"Hey I heard things got pretty wild the other night with Stacy!"
"Yeah, Bro... I gave her the ol' Beefy Mexican!"