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A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.
My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fool.... yup he is fools Gold
On October 20th make somebody pissed about a small thing!
Person 1: “Stop flexing how rich you are!”
Person 2: “Nobody loves you”
“October Fools!”
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v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.
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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.
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Arranging a dirty or cluttered room to look clean and neat by hiding the mess.
My parents gave me a last minute call that they were going to stop by so I had to pull a little Fool Shui to make my apartment look good.
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Urinating in your partner's asshole (can be done post-anal sex or just for kicks)
"I gave Charlene a wicked Fool's Gold last night, right after I blasted her ass."
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To win a cuttin' heads duel against a vastly inferior opponent.
Against anyone, Clapton would be cuttin' the fool.
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