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Means she 100% likes the man bun
Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”
Me: “ do you like the man bun”
Her: “absolutely not”
When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.
Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
Bio-absolutism is the rhizomatic (Guattarian) counterpart to Marx's dialecticical materialism.
When you fall over spectacularly.
"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".
Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.