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The process of finding a young, innocent Asian girl and turning her into a dick hungry, sex crazed bitch who falls madly in love with you and is devastated by your mistreat of her and is lost without your presence
He's got another brad project he's working on
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Also known as mans and he is never hot he has a 2 o'clock fetish which is either a glass ok cola or sour cream and onion crisps and a isotonic and he says he is a berry hard mans
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Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.
Him: Stay away from Brad Smith
Her: Why?
Him: Just stay away from him
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When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.
Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.
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An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.
Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
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A hot Brad is when your coworker want you to sit on his lap and talk about what pops up
Hot Brad want to know what you want for Christmas
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A cum guzzling dick monger who picks fights in dorm hallways and gets punched the fuck out.
Brad C.~ "Wanna fight? Wanna fight?
Person~ "Go away"
Brad C.~ "Wanna fight? Wanna fight?
*Gets knocked the fuck out*
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