Call the wahmbulance

Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.

Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.

Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!

Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!

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Call of Duty

When many people, usually in school, reenact the popular game series Call of Duty with imaginary guns, grenades, and kill streaks.(Often used to annoy teachers).

(John crawling under a desk)
John: Headshot!
(Timmy jumps over a desk and falls)
Timmy: Riotshield!
John: Stemtex!
John: Double Kill!
(Runs over to the corner)
John: One more kill and I can get a Harrier Airstrike.
Timmy: Tactical Nuke Inbound!
(Teacher comes in)
Teacher: What are you doing?
Timmy: Playing Call of Duty!

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call time

The time at which an actor or crew member must be at the theater and ready to work. The crew usually has an earlier call time than the actors. It is sometimes referred to simply as "call." See also: fight call.

"My call time is 6:00, but the actors don't have to be at the theater until 6:30."

"When's your call tonight?"

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call of duty

a failure of a game series due to bullshit kills and quick-scoping, pure and simple trash, requires hours and hours of concentration to think your getting good until youtube and machinima proves you wrong. if your k/d isn't above 1 you are wasting your time

"dude so i plowed my girlfriend last night!, she said i was about as good as call of duty!" :P

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Call of Lobby

When attempting to start a game in Call of Duty 4 or Modern Warfare 2 yet every time the lobby fills up 3-4 players leave extending the wait yet again. After this occurs multiple times "Call of Lobby" may be declared.

PLAYER 1: "Sweet! 12 players, time to get my pwn on."

NOOB 1: "Aw look at these high ranks, I'm outta here."
NOOB 2: "Me too."
PLAYER 1: "Dude lame! Not again."
PLAYER 2: "Party leader, back out. Call of Lobby."

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shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision

1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."

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Call of Duty'd

When you're playing so much Call of Duty that you forget about your Spanish class.

Andy: Don't you have spanish class right now?

Steve: Shit, I forgot all about it, can you give me a ride?

Andy: Fine, let's go.

Dan: That dumbass just got call of duty'd!

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