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While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.
Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"
Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."
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When someones mind is wrapped up in the thought of getting laid.
"John didnt do a bit of work today, his head was shoved into the pussy couch"
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Having a man or woman over to the house under the guise of a "Movie Night" or "Cook you dinner" scenario but the real 'Date' usually consists of commitment-free sex after consuming alcohol while 'Relaxing' on a couch. Often referenced by online daters as such when meeting a new person for the first time at ones home rather than public forum.
"Hey Brian, wannna hit the bar and watch the game after work?"
"Man, I wish I could but I got a couch date tonight"
"That new chick from POF that you started talking to yesterday?"
"Yea... That reminds me, I need to buy condoms and Bacardi"
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A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.
That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!
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(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)
Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!
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A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.
"Is that mine?"
"No, it's his's"
"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"
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when a bunch of drunk-asses randomly erupt into bouts of rowdiness by launching themselves onto the couch/each other during get togethers. often results in injury, spilled beers, and broken furniture.
I went couch diving and landed on someone's lit cigarette.
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