insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air
Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker
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A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.
My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.
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Suffering from being the less attractive older sibling
Person 1: Whoah Jenn is so much hotter than her older sister..what happened?
Person 2: Dakota Fanning Syndrome bro..
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An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.
This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.
The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.
In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!
DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
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A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.
"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "
To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota
Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.
A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.
That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
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