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You already know what’s next
It’s the hacienda flex
-when you flex real big on that hacienda
-so much
“You see that hacienda flex??? Ohhhh shit! You know what’s next!!!l
To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.
When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.
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A 20 Dollar roll of duck tape. Just more sticky
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, AND REPAIRED IT USING ONLY FLEX TAPE
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Bitch Flex
Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now
that's a bitch flex. On a lighter note, the term may also be
used among friends, in a joking fashion.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so
called girlfriend?"
"Girl, that's a bitch flex."
"I know, right?"
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flex tape is a tape presented to us by the god himself, Phil Swift. its also a beautiful meme
phil swift:Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
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Fixes everything. Even a boat.
“I just used some flex tape to fix a hole in my heart.”
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A great way to get someone to shut up
I tied a guy up in my van and covered his mouth with flex tape.
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