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The most efficient method to capture a Goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. Using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a passing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the Goose's leg.
Side note: while the Goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be massive incontinence.
HOLY SH*T, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and Goose Papoosed that poor thing like a pro! And now she is taking it to the vet to save it! Hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.
Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been
a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love
There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"
A Goose listening to sad xxxtentacion songs through his headphones.
Me: Hey look its an emo goose
Goose: "MOONLIGHT UH MOONLIGHT YUUH"
Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
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When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.
Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.
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