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common sense weekly

A fictitious publication one reffers to when pointing another's lack of common sense.

Oh man, im puttin that in common sense weekly.

by TurnStar April 21, 2003

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Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010

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all dollars no sense

Having alot of money but being very stupid/lacking common sense

Guy 1: "Can you believe people will spend $3000 for a handbag?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, all dollars no sense"

by keepyourmoneyineedchange August 20, 2009

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Common Sense

The complete act of saying "Fuck it" and walking away. Careless, selfish behavior. Logical thinking for the masses.

I should fix that ladder. Fuck it! I will leave it for the next guy.

I should let that person in front of me. Fuck it. I am more important.

I should pay my bills. Fuck it!... To the beer store.

Sweet! I am home early... and i got beer. I should use common sense more often.

by New world thinking September 27, 2014

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Sense of humor

Having a poor sense of humor is worse than really being broke. Not taking anything seriously isn't the same thing as having a sense of humor. Being a joke isn't the same thing as being funny.

The girl had a poor sense of humor.

by Solid Mantis November 8, 2020

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Stimulate Your Senses

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

The ad says this brand of gum will stimulate your senses.

by Names Aren’t Important February 6, 2022


Does that make sense

I have finished babbling incoherently.

When an idiot (with zero regard for whether or not anyone is understanding what was said) finishes, he or she will often say: "Does that make sense?"

by willowood67 April 16, 2022