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Sneakily sneaking a slumber on the wall of a bar/club solely for the purpose of regaining the energy to keep getting crunk. Best if done in twos, Indian Teepee style.
Mike and Laura are such champs. They took an Irish Nap in the Saloon and got right back to getting it pure pimp mack roller status.
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A take on the classic French Toast, Irish toast is prepared by filling a dish with Whiskey, dunking in two to four slices of bread, throwing the bread in the trash and drinking the dish of Whiskey. This dish is especially appropriate on days of meaningful family events such as weddings and holidays.
Don't mind my mother, she's just asleep in the fishtank because she had a hearty helping of Irish Toast for breakfast.
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"Niall your a Irish slut"
Niall: BEING 22 AND STILL A VIRGIN GOSH HARRY!
Harry: Nialler it's called being Normal
Niall: BEING NORMAL YOUR 22
Harry: AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IRISH SLUT WHO FUCKS LIAM TWENTY FOUR SEVEN!
Niall: OH YOU TAKE THAT BACK *Starts running after harry throwing socks at him runs into Liam* oi sorry Liam
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A type of person who has ancestry from ireland... might be referred to as a potato
*Ben beats you in Mario kart*
What you say:Ben is a really cool Irish person
What you mean:Ben is a f*cking potato c*ntasaurous
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Full Irish men who have dark black hair instead of the stereotypical red hair and freckles. Origin: in 1600's after the Spanish Armada was obliterated; sailors washed upon the Irish shores, not being able to speak any Gaelic were able to reproduce and had children with black hair.
That little Murphy boy doesn't have hair like his brothers, he is a black Irish, that or his mother's a whore.
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A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.
I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
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An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.
"My family isn't big on funerals, we mainly have Irish wakes."
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