Operation Sock

1-noun-the act of tieing a sock to someones doorknob, ringing the doorbell, and then either hiding in a bush nearby or running

2-verb-the execution of 1

Hahah, we operation socked Amanda and the sock is been on her doorknob for over a month!

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spunk sock

a sock that a Seaman(Navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)

"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight

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shox sock

The name given to a sneaker (usually a nike shox) during or after a shoejob if the guys cock is longer than the shoe, therefore making the shoe fit tight like a sock. A "filled shox sock" refers to the sneaker after the man cums in it, because a cock that large will most likely fill the shoe, and leave a yellow stain.

Shelly: So how was Alexis last night? Heard you got a shoejob.

James: Yeah, it was amazing! she gave me a hard jerk with her shox sock, and then i filled it to the top with hot cum.

Shelly: WOW! you must have a giant dick, Alexis wears size 9s. I'd love to have you squeeze into my shox sock sometime. Maybe ill leave my room open for a cum closet tomorrow.

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cock sock

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

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shot sock

the odd sock found under a young males bed, used to catch cum from nightly masterbation sessions

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Ryan used a shot sock to catch his load.

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Sock Wars

The largest, bloodiest, extreme knitting tournament in the world.

When you sign-up you receive a top-secret file containing your target's information. To "kill" your target, you must follow the pattern to make a weapon (a pair of socks) for your event, and mail it to your target. Your target is "dead" when they receive your weapon. Your target then sends their incomplete weapon to you, along with their target's information, and you complete their weapon to kill their target. At the same time you are trying to kill your target, your assassin is trying to kill you.

"Sock Wars has been brutal; I haven't slept in two weeks!"

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Put a sock in it

Currently means "Be Quit" or "Shut up".

Originally meant "Turn the Volume down."

In the days before Electricity there was no Volume Control on a record player (Gramophone) so the only way to reduce the volume down was to "Put a sock" (Or other item) in the speaker to muffle it.

Two kids are playing noisily, and their Dad shouts at them "Put a sock in it you two, I am on the Phone!"

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