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fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
The most sluttiest bitch around
Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"
The opposite of a stud muffin.
That guy is a total dud muffin.
Are you going home with that guy?
Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.
1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.
2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.
I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.
A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!
Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?
Yeah man they were delicious!