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A Wank-Shake is a filthy prank played by mcdonald's employees on innocent customers, who purchase any variety of milkshake, from a drive thru. to do this male employees will wack off into your milkshake thus creating a Wank-Shake. The symptoms of obtaining a Wank-Shake are: extra saltyness, your straw becoming blocked due to chilled spunk, stickyness after drinking milkshake and most of all, circular swirls of cream/white in your milkshake, due to a cheap attempt to cover it up.
Customer: "excuse me sir, i didn't want vanilla swirl in my milkshake!!"
Employee: "noo mate thats no vanilla!!!, (sniggers to others).
Larry: "did you sort that posh twat in the mercedes a Wank-Shake".
Barry: "ov'coarse mate, a nice steamy one, Wank my cock!! haha!!!!"..
Larry: "Lerious-character!!! hahaha!!".
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to masterbate immediatly after waking up
dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up
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When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.
"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"
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When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.
I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.
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A special someone, who is a thicc chunky boy. With thicc calves.
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it's a dance. the harlem shake started by a homeless crack head dude that would dance in between periods of those and1 games at rucker park. it caught on (15 years later), because trap music. to enjoy trap music you have to be on drugs, hence, why some folks harlem shake to it. kids and some grown folks think crackheads are funny, so, they mimic them and post it on youtube.
is he doing the harlem shake or did he get shot?
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To rub one out while "taking a shower."
J-deuce: "I'm gonna go shake a tower!"
A.A. ron: "Alright. Make sure it all rinses down, and don't shoot clue goo on my new bath rugs!"
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