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When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.
"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."
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The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever
Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “
Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”
The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks
the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.
That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.
When one gay guy poops into another mans butt hole.
Rhys performed a stock transfer on his boyfriend last night.
A local nickname for Stock Island, Florida. The term has been used by locals for decades.
Cuzzy: Where you livin' now bubba?
Bubba: Stock Rock cuzzy. Never left!