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pro abortion

people who dont have an structured argument, they dont use common sense and also don't know anything about biology

people who are pro abortion are useless

by TuMadreLaGorda March 30, 2022

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aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 19, 2019


Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013

41๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.

"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"

by FishFarmer December 31, 2009

127๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist June 25, 2012

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


abort-o-day

a day when you get up late, waste time, and realise it's 3:30 and you're still in your PJs and it's too late to go out for "daytime" activities.

Today was an abort-o-day - exactly like yesterday, in fact.

by richard_geefe January 9, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-Labor Abortion

Murder.

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.

by dick4u September 20, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž