common sense weekly

A fictitious publication one reffers to when pointing another's lack of common sense.

Oh man, im puttin that in common sense weekly.

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Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

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all dollars no sense

Having alot of money but being very stupid/lacking common sense

Guy 1: "Can you believe people will spend $3000 for a handbag?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, all dollars no sense"

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Common Sense

The complete act of saying "Fuck it" and walking away. Careless, selfish behavior. Logical thinking for the masses.

I should fix that ladder. Fuck it! I will leave it for the next guy.

I should let that person in front of me. Fuck it. I am more important.

I should pay my bills. Fuck it!... To the beer store.

Sweet! I am home early... and i got beer. I should use common sense more often.

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Sense of humor

Having a poor sense of humor is worse than really being broke. Not taking anything seriously isn't the same thing as having a sense of humor. Being a joke isn't the same thing as being funny.

The girl had a poor sense of humor.

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Stimulate Your Senses

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

The ad says this brand of gum will stimulate your senses.

I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."

You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.