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1) To be on the recieving end of a stealth kill.
2) When Solid Snake kicks your ass.
Person 1 sneaks behind Person 2 and snaps his neck. Person 2 just got solid snaked.
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A Friend or Associate who dates your Ex Girlfriend or Boyfriend
I heard your peeps is dating your Ex....Damn with their Snake Friend Ass
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1. A girl of alarmingly small stature; she is always short and, in practically every case very skinny as well.
Not only does she have these inadmirable traits but, in addition, she always acts fiesty and quite often is an annoying bitch.
Maret School President, and perhaps the most respected man when it comes to these matters, woo, recently expressed his sentiments on squabble snakes in an interview with Time Magazine, stating "when i see a squabble snake i usually like to keep my distance, however, when they are extra annoying, i sometimes need to act out of character a little bit and tear their clothing off and inflict pain."
Jose Contreras: How would you describe a squabble snake?
Bruce Lee: She is the kind of thing/girl you would pay money to kick.
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Snake Aids is a mental disease which the infected slowly become snakes. All snakes carry snake aids, and if bitten you will be infected. Snake aids is an std, and can be spread by other animals. There is no cure to snake aids, but there are vaccines, though only the rich and powerful are permitted to get.
Man, I can't believe you got snake aids from that snake, how much time do you have left?
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When you die, you may hear this rather then the cute Korean morning for you.
Solid Snake: *moves around in box*
Solder: *shoots random boxes*
Snake: *gets hit*
Colonel: "Snake? Snaaaake!"
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To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.
I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.
Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.
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the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.
Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."
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